2 definition by ihatesnakes

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is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.
good god man, you almost got the cheese touch!
by ihatesnakes January 29, 2019

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people that rip your emotions to pieces until your nothingness, only because they feel as if they don't need you
wow those girls are snakes
by ihatesnakes July 30, 2017

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