bear-chooser 

A bear-chooser is a woman who would choose the bear over a man, in the in the viral social-media debate, "Man or bear" in which women consider whether they would prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.

Whoopi: I'm going with the bear also because the bear will not shoot me.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.

bear-chooser by artist6000 November 30, 2024

Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.

"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"

Bear Season by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Bear Naked Constrictor 

A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.

Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.

Bear Naked Constrictor by Bear Naked Constrictor February 6, 2025

Bear Hands 

"With covid misinformation"

Hym "I'm not using your kids. You are using your kids. Stop using your kids. This is about submission to parents and you're never going to stop if you aren't made to stop. And I'm never going forget that stabbing a kid just balances the scales immediately. And the 'Bear hands' thing is the same exact thing! As the 'with covid misinformation' talking point? So I guess propaganda."

Bear Hands by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Bear ball 

To not bother modifying one's personality to the current situation.

Origin: When drag queens would proceed with a show without attempting to conceal their assets.

"I bear balled work today, my office persona didn't make a single appearance"

Bear ball by Dr.PimpMobile May 10, 2025

Bear Puddle 

A group of large gay hairy men collectively gathered in a hot sweaty nightclub. The term started in Vancouver, Canada.

I need to wash my shoes as they got drenched in a bear puddle in the dark room last night.

Bear Puddle by Buzzcola May 10, 2025

Bear fisting 

To say a word at the exact same time as your bro

Keith and tony both exclaimed “you have bear fists?” At the same time, thus the two were bear fisting.

Bear fisting by The memeler May 30, 2025