Snake Chub

When you get an erection that snakes up your leg and you can feel it slowly striding along the side of your leg.

"Shit man, I'm rockin' a full blown snake chub!"

by swf6877 September 25, 2018

snake break

The act of breaking one's male reproductive organ.

Dae Dae: Damn B! You was givin me that bomb head but just hit me with that snake break!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

blanket snake

Morning wood covered by ones blanket.

What's that moving under the blanket?

Oh, it's just my blanket snake.

by Sensual Ninja October 22, 2015

snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.

Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014

snake gang

snake gang = a bunch of cunts coming from Brittnau (Canton of Aargau, Switzerland) calling themselves the "snake gang" cus they once walked in a curvy, snake-like line when they were high af.

ZzzzZz! snake gang!

by Don Navarino November 8, 2018

Blue Snaking

The act of male masturbation to relieve the condition known as blue balls.

The cop caught me blue snaking after a heavy make-out session with Julie and gave me a public lewdness ticket.

by jaydeflix September 22, 2016

Slippery Snake

When a girl is giving you a handjob and the hand slips off the dick like a person trying to grab a wet snake.

I hate when u get the slippery snake action when there’s not enough traction

by I’murdaddy69;) May 16, 2018