china shipping

When you order that Gucci but get a yellow Nike sweater with 'MEXICO' print.

Lucy: I received my Gucci order today, but they accidentally send me a Nike sweater

Donda: Oh Girl, did you forget to check if it's china shipping.

by bishwantwata August 5, 2017

Pirate Shipping

When you stick you dick between your legs and bend over, showing your asshole and penis hole toward the same direction, and begin to piss or jizz.

Pete was Pirate Shipping Matteo in the locker room yesterday. He got cum all over the place.

by 420GoBrotherRice69 March 22, 2019

cargo shipping

When two men dock together straddling a toilet seat and proceed to take a poo.

Have you seen George and fergus? Yeh they are cargo shipping in the upstairs bathroom

by Ronaldharris October 23, 2020

show stopping number

a real show stopper. a show stoppin number, c'mon

friend one: damn, that professor hidgens knows how to write a show stopping number.
friend two: yes he does.

by anonymous April 13, 2021

drop-shipping

Refers to careless package-delivery methods where said parcels receive multiple hard thuds on cement and/or gravel during their journey; sometimes da carrier may not even have da courtesy to actually stop his vehicle to give you your box, but instead will simply toss da package out da door of his van at you as he's whizzing by; extra points if he also propels it off da running-board wif a boot-bunt, for good measure.

Jim Carrey demonstrates da classic act of drop-shipping in da opening moments of "Ace Ventura --- Pet Detective", where he purposely abuses da carton of assorted crockery on its way to da slovenly deadbeat-ex's apartment, resulting in incredibly beat-up cardboard and a harsh rattly jangly sound dat obviously indicates dat everything got broken inside.

by QuacksO May 25, 2021

Skip Skopping

Way to describe something freaking awesome or someone very attractive. 10/10

We are on are way to the party at Ben's. I hear the place is skip skopping so prepare for the time of your lives.

Damn Shorty, you be skip skopping as fuck.

by NoShoesGuy September 7, 2021

Slum-Slopping

The act of having an orgy in the ration station, or begining a very active gang banging incident in the poorest part of your city, state, or country.

The ration station must serve some sort of "slop" to be refered as a slum-slopping location.

The more common variation, (The one that does not take place at the ration station), must have an estemated average orgasm rate of 3 per person per hour.

Tom said: Yo, are you going to the slum-slop tonight?

Theresa said: Yeah, I'm down to go slum-slopping later.

Berry said: Why is this line so long, I just want my slop.

Nitasha said: We could ask all of the people here to go slum-slopping.

Berry said: Sure I'm down for a good ol' slum-slop.

by squishy1802 December 28, 2021