Samuel

a lil cunt that always tries to steal ur food, never shares and the big gay.

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Samuel is gay

by nigerian prince 420 October 2, 2019

Samuel

A gay fuck head who is built like a turtle, his long boney neck makes you wanna snap it in half
His Mc Donald looking ass forehead stands out from the rest
His hair is so fucking greasy i can see my own reflection in it
His 2 mm defter leaves men speechless, yes men he cant get women.

"yo tommy do u that Samuel over there"
"Ew bro"

by 2InchPinch96420 November 9, 2020

Samurai Jack

A complete an utter newbie from Gametalk who always posts the exact same posts. Not a real guy, just a lame cloning attempt at Auron Leon Heart, and even worse than him.

Samurai Jack: i am the best

Oldie: *insert detailed description here*

S Jack: stfu

Oldie: *insert detailed description here*

S Jack: u loser

Oldie: I'm leaving you. You're pathetic.

S Jack: no ur scread of me

Oldie: *vanishes* O_O

by Drazar March 18, 2004

Samurai

Rubbish Rubbish Rubbish ride at thorpe park in surrey.I still rode it 7000 times this season though.What self respecting thorpe park mega fan wouldn't!

Feel the force of the shite-ey warrior

by David Jayne willaims January 23, 2005

Samurai Jack

Another shit attempt by Americans to imitate anime.

Samurai Jack on Cartoon Network is a fucking joke.

by AYB February 23, 2003

Samuel

Samuel is a guy who gets rejected by every girl he goes up to. This is because his 4.8 inch penis can't dazzle any girl to like him. He is very ugly and has no friends. People only talk to him because they feel sorry for him cause he has no friends. He looks like a wrinkled deceased chode. He thinks he is good looking but nah, iphe is very disgusting.

"That thing is very little, it reminds me of Samuels penis"

by Samuel4.8 June 1, 2017

Samurai

A Elder juggalo that has been down sense day one

damn dude you see that crazy ass samurai

by Jester Da Juggalo January 20, 2009