stoner

A stoner is a person who enjoys smoking the herb very much. It can be used by an insult, but when it is used with a negative connotation it's usually said by extremely uptight and right-wing who are again marijuana use. Stoners are usually very friendly, peaceful, and happy people. They preach peace and love. Some people who smoke a lot of marijuana are unmotivated and do poorly in school or don't get good jobs. But that is certainly not true for all users. I smoke quite often and I am fit, healthy, intelligent and maintain a 3.7 GPA. Many who talk down about people who choose to smoke the herb smoke cigarettes or drink alcohol, both of which kill thousands of people each year, while marijuana has killed no one at all.

hey man, let's be stoners and smoke some mary jane then color! hell yes

by sarahdg June 14, 2009

scone

a scone is like a josh of the pastry world. it is the most sad lifeless and gayest thing you could ever eat. it is pretty much a gay muffin

Me: dont eat that scone
Him: why not
Me: its like a gay muffin, you will instantly die inside if you do

by me..me November 8, 2018

stoner-brain

1. Person
a)who is habitually intoxicated by drugs and/or alcohol
b)who is unable to think clearly and make sound decisions due to habitual use of narcotics.
2. Refers to the impaired mental ability of a drug addict to make rational and consistent thoughts

Tom is a stoner-brain so high on bong he can't tell his dick from his ass

by WebC December 3, 2007

Stoner shorts

Any king of basketball shorts Worn 3 inches below the waste, Preferably only worn in times of Smoking the following; marijuana/weed/pot/cheeba/ganja....
or playing basketball.

Say Kevin those are some nice nike stoner shorts.

by Vinny censabella December 28, 2007

Stoner

A person who frequently uses drugs most commonly marijuanaand gets stoned lots.

Daniel is a very good example of a stoner

by Leon606 August 17, 2006

stoner

One who smokes marijuana and holds a generally carefree attitude toward life. Fun to hang out with or fuck occasionally, but do not expext them to get serious in a relationship.

I've been stressed lately, so I'm going to chill with some stoners tonight.

by kate November 22, 2004

scoder

A mooch, bum or leach.

Dude, you are such a scoder, you drank my last beer!

by Michael Martin August 17, 2006