condom race

a specific type of three legged race.

Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.

by nomorehome October 21, 2008

Side race

A side race is any race in America that isn't white or black. They would be considered minorities from any region. The reason why I call them a side race is because they are overshadowed constantly by the 2 mainstream races which are the blacks and the whites. They aren't involved in the big race war that you automatically become involved in once your both ether race in America. The race war in America between the blacks & the whites has been going on since slavery days. A side race's symptoms maybe jealousy,envy,anger, or captian obvious. They often feel resentment that their race is considered irrelevant by society and that their opinions are often deemed insignificant and meaningless because they aren't in ether races shoes due to this obvious fact they are often observing and giving a outside perspective that benefits no one and that we can all see.

White man: Nigger please ha ha.
Black man: Yo alan thats not cool right there we've been friends for 2 yrs. but you can't just go around saying nigger like that.
White man: Well if you can say it I can.
Black man: Ahh hell no *knocks white man out*
Indian asian: I think you over reacted Jamal maybe we should call the police.
Black man: I'm not calling po po you must be up out of your mind f that and f you to you stupid side race! Nobody cares what you think we've just been keeping you around as a token.

by JazJ April 3, 2011

Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012

Ring Race

When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.

Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!

by blueeyedevil August 1, 2012

Drag Race

When you light a cigarette and then have to finish it quickly

"Shit the bus is coming and I just lit a cigarette"

"Just drag race it!"

by abearrr January 17, 2014

Sausage Race

A race to stuff as much penis in or around one's mouth.

"Wu Tang just witnessed his first sausage race and his face looked priceless. "

by Nags_R_us1 March 7, 2014

highway race

When two (or more) cars engage in an illegal street race that takes place on a highway. There are two ways to stat a highway race. If you flash your high beams at another car, the race is instantly started. Or you can do a count down by honking your car's horn three times.

I just got a new turbocharger for my ride. Whadda you say we do a highway race tonight?

by Mad_Matt March 10, 2014