Unwilling promises

The people pleaser who doesn't want to disapoint someone so they make a promise but add excuses to get out.

"I promise we'll do that later but I am busy right now." "You don't have to make unwilling promises, just say no."

by s0ckYt11tZ December 6, 2023

Malay promise

When someone promise to you but never happened

He just malay promise me he said that he will be here 12hour ago but still said he is on the way here

by Limau_ais February 21, 2024

For profit

Legit, amazing, sturdy. A phrase in response to something good or good news.

Her son told her he made all “A’s” on his report card, and her reply was, “For profit, my man!”

by KrampLea February 22, 2024

Pinky promise

ASK GABS SHE KNOWS IT ALL HAHAHA

Gabby:You pinky promise you’ll tell me on Tuesday?
Trey: pinky promise?? What is this you speak of??

by 10000000733 April 4, 2024

catholic promise

Making a magnanimous offer to do a honorable deed after the opportunity has passed and is no longer an option.

Pius made a Catholic Promise to donate to our charity after our organization was forced to disband due to the his personal donor default.

by Mongrel the Elder April 6, 2024

Cocaine Promises

False hopes made off cocaine

She/he told me she would pay my bills off cocaine promises

by Lies told on true assumptions April 24, 2024

Chicago promise

Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.

-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.

-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?

by othra May 13, 2024