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football player

A player of one of the most physical, strategically complex sports in the world. Often the subject of negative stereotypes, which are usually formed from the whining of pussies and nerds who don't have the skill or are scared to play, lacrosse faggots, or other people with an inexplicable aversion to football. Not all high school football players are dumb or get bad grades. This is generally a result of teachers being unrealistic and expecting us to put up with all of their shit. As for the stereotype that we only date cheerleaders, what the fuck is the problem with dating girls we find attractive? There's a reason the pussies, nerds, and faggots don't give us shit to our faces. Their asses would be kicked into the next state.
by TheKickerman19 February 20, 2013
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a high status male who makes dating lots of women a game. but the best players don't hide the fact they are having sexual relations with lots of women. because a true player realises that women are attracted to guys that already have lots of women attracted to him. the way you guys talk about the poor women who get played by jerks obviously haven't figured that out and these guys usuallly wind up in the friendship category with women.....
by dude January 21, 2004
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Trumpet player

They speak the same way they play their instrument, loudly and obnoxiously. They start random chants and are very annoying to deal with. If you tell them this then they become toxic. Very few trumpet players are actually easy to deal with and can actually play their instrument.
"Will you trumpet players shut up for just two minutes?!"
by Canofbeanns September 5, 2019
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Livin' on a Prayer

In reference to the Bon Jovi song which is widely played by cover bands in bars predominantly in New Jersey and Philadelphia. Most widely covered during the summer season at the Jersey Shore. A phrase used to describe a person who is too old to be hanging out in the same bars with the young crowd each night when they should have moved on in life. Someone who is clinging to the lifestyle of a highschool graduate or college student.
Although all of his friends are now working full time and are married, Mike is still livin' on a prayer every weekend.
by DGF678 May 5, 2009
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player

Many people think a player is someone who lures in women by pretending they want a relationship or saying I LOVE YOU and then use them for sex and leave, but that is incorrect, However the true meaning of a player has three main principles

1. Alpha males who display dominence and charisma do not need to talk about love or relationships to get laid, women naturally gravitate and claw for our attention, we let the Beta males fill womens heads with emotional bull shit.

2. Player's have etablished personality triats that demonstrate sexual knowledge and experience, which women are naturally drawn to. Players don't have to lie or manipulate, women are intrigued by our natural perosonalities and sexual understaning

3. Player's never get emotionally involved, and have no problem pimpin multiple women in the same setting right infront of eachother, becuase this creates a battle among the women for your sexual attention.
No example, but all the rookie beta males leaving faggot defintions of a PLAYER go to hell please.
by Bank$$$ December 18, 2007
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The term player is actually derived from Benedetto Romano of Sicily. He is the italian with the most "game" known to mankind. His stories of cathing tail has been heard from thousands, and continent to continent.
At age 34 he was chased by police for swinging on a playset with freshman at the University of Delaware. This is the definition of player.
by K-Mills March 12, 2009
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PlayerDity

A descriptive term used to express one's stupidity, arrogance, hypocrisy, or just lack of common sense in general.
"Hey.. does 1+1=3?"
"No, it doesn't, now stop it with your PlayerDity."
by Checkers_ May 24, 2021
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