picassoed

to distort a women's face with seman while she holds her head in a picture frame, so as to render her face abstract as though it were a Picasso portrait.

yo bitch, you just got picassoed.

by monstertruck mike December 9, 2010

Picarding

Jizzing yourself in front of a female after having little to no contact, such as a kiss, a hug, or a wink.

Man, did you see that kid Picarding himself in front of that girl? Bet he gets a lot.

by notPicarding June 13, 2011

packagibility

The ability for a software to be or not to be packaged.

We decided to go with this vendor because of their product's packagibility rating.

by mr_ August 25, 2011

package bump

When you see a homie that you have not seen in awhile and you go in for pseudo hug, but one of you shifts your footing and you accidently bump your hang downs.

John sees mike..
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
Mike: damn bro, you just lost your footing and package bumped me!
john: my bad, son

by dmoney1979 September 4, 2013

Picasso (a girl)

Verb: To Picasso a girl is the act of having sex with a girl when she's on her period, then pulling out and using your penis as the brush and her back as the canvas.. Voila! Modern art... Best results unprotected.

"Last night I Picasso'd my girl"

"Dude, totally going to Picasso my girl this weekend.. It will look better than the Mona Lisa"

"To Picasso (a girl) is truly an art"

by Urbandirty December 19, 2013

Picastco

Any mass-produced piece of hanging art, especially that which can be bought in bulk

"Check out these original Picastcos I picked up today; 4 for $10!"

"Yo, this beach house is dope, but the walls are full of Picastos. One more painting of a seashell and I might jump off of this balcony"

by woodcreeper January 10, 2014

pica

craving for not normal eating items like chalk wood clay dust

a girls cunt when wet

dude what the fuck quit nibbiling my plants soil that will make you constipated and sick

i banged so hard her pica hard she went wet like my hoods lake

by Rapah March 28, 2015