gangsterified keyboard

an electronic piano that has been made gangster. these pianos are used only by the pieces of plastic

Ron: whoa your cool. you wanna come over and gangsterify my keyboard?
Draco: sure. i know how too. i have a gangsterified keyboard

by piece of plastic December 6, 2006

chunky keyboard syndrome

When there is a very ugly, old keyboard that takes up more than twice the space it needs to.

You have chunky keyboard syndrome. Your keyboard is just ridiculous.

by the brains at work October 6, 2010

Krusty Keyboard

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.

"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"

by seax February 28, 2012

dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.

guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards

by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012

a Keiko

When you wear your PJs all day and change into new PJs to go to bed.

Sam had the day off and pulled a Keiko.

by PJlover February 12, 2014

dusty keyboard

The act of "fisting" someone while wearing a used and previously discarded latex glove.

She had a very kinky past so I figured she would eventually want to try the old dusty keyboard.

by Totsally April 10, 2015

dodgy keyboard

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).

Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.

by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017