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Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle 

Combination of "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle" and "bro." A bro cannot be both a bro and a boyfriend/husband at the same time. If he's with other bros, he acts one way: usually vulgar and rude. If he's with his girlfriend/wife, he acts another way: sweet and charming. He can never act exactly like a bro if he is with both bros and his girlfriend or wife.
One often observes the Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle at weddings.
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nig-heist 

To steal from friend, family and neighbors. The pinnacle of this is trying to sell the loot back to the victim and act like you didn't know it was theirs to begin with.
Tyrone was trying to sell me my Camry that he nig-heisted from me two weeks ago.

Hey Pookee those sunglasses look a lot like the ones I bought in Paris on my honeymoon 3 years ago....
nig-heist by Florito June 13, 2007
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Heineken 

The Hawaiian word for 'beer'
where's da heineken
Heineken by boiboib January 14, 2013

Washington Heights 

Yoo; where a lot of dominicans live at. They all speak spanish and it is the greatest part of uptown manhattan! Its also known as the heights and 181 st. is like the main street there.

Woo dominicans!!
Man: Diablo que calor.
Man2: Pero no hace tanto calor como en dominicana.
Man: Eso e verdad compai aqui en washington heights no hace ese calor.
Washington Heights by gwaalaah February 28, 2009
A Heineken beer
Yo! Toss me another Heiny!
heiny by SS January 22, 2004

Hawthorne Heights 

Hawthorne Heights is a good band from Ohio. Their music is rock/emo/screamo. Not everyone agrees that they're good, but to some they are. You have to be interested in emo/screamo to like them. And they're not a band for all you fuckin little pussies who think their song "Ohio Is For Lovers" is the best song ever because part of the lyric is "So cut my wrists...".
Hawthorne Heights is a pretty good band.
Hawthorne Heights by Superfish March 17, 2005

Cum Heights

A small town outside of Baltimore specializing in donuts and pet deer.
Lets go to Cum Heights and get some Charlie's.
Cum Heights by Susan Court, What! November 2, 2004