When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.
As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.
by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012
Get the Assassination Fartmug. A Sniper Fart is when a person or "Sniper" passes gas silently amongst a group of people. The group of people (hereby referred to as "Targets") cannot tell who dealt the killing blow, but certainly know that someone has them in their cross hairs. A "kill" would be in reference to when the sniper takes a shot, and the target cannot identify the sniper, thus deemed a successful mission. A "miss" however, is when the sniper is identified by it's target(s), in turn, deeming this an unsuccessful mission.
Snipers should avoid the following: egg whites, Fibre One bars, coffee, etc.
Shooting Ranges: elevators, parks & playgrounds, family photos, etc.
**Footnote: no mission is completely unsuccessful if the smell is horrendous.
Snipers should avoid the following: egg whites, Fibre One bars, coffee, etc.
Shooting Ranges: elevators, parks & playgrounds, family photos, etc.
**Footnote: no mission is completely unsuccessful if the smell is horrendous.
by Batcan May 9, 2013
Get the Sniper Fartmug. When you fart and burp at the same time or almost at the same time. The Fart comes first, then within 10 seconds or less, the burp comes. Fart is methane and sulfer compounds and burp is carbon dioxide. Fart burps are super rare, but some people fart burp more often.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 29, 2023
Get the Fart Burpmug. by Whynot26847 November 13, 2017
Get the cheeto fartmug. The sound made by placing your palm over your eye socket and causing a vacume to occour so that when you depress your hand a fart noise is admitted as the air escapes, particularly suited to people with deep set eyes and prominent brows.
by Philfee November 30, 2013
Get the eye fartmug. a true statement, accidently uttered in public, that is embarrassing and something everyone in earshot would rather ignore. a faux pas or gaffe.
joe let go a little truth fart when he said jenny was looking forward to her abortion. no one said anything but you could tell by their cringes that everyone smelled it.
by aarrgghh March 24, 2009
Get the truth fartmug. Dude, I'm meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time. They'll be serving three bean salad. This will be a difficult exercise in Fart Discipline.
by Mcl33tie April 29, 2010
Get the Fart Disciplinemug.