Bachelor of Fake Science

(B.F.S.) A four-year degree that ain't worth shit. You will be making shit money if you are lucky enough to find a job. It's a degree that is categorized under Bachelor of Science (unfortunately).

Here are a few majors that would be categorized under Bachelor of Fake Science: General Studies, Kinesiology, Nutrition, Education, and Fashion Marketing.

On the other hand, Bachelor of Science consists of majors such as Physics, Engineer, Computer Science, Chemistry, and Mathematics.

by TheMot2009 October 22, 2012

fageechi

A fageechi is almost a similar comparison to the word "f*ck" as in the fact that it can take on absolutely any meaning that would please you. There are many different variations of a Fageechi, including the "Geech", "Fageech", "Eech gee", and "Feech". All of these words have in common a meaning, however unlike the word "f*ck", a Fageech has such an immense power to it that "f*ck" wouldn't be taken with anything except a grain of salt.

"Fageechi?" - Interruptional Statement

"What the Geech?!" - Distressed attitude.

"What are you going to do tonight?" - Questionable.
"I'm gonna get me some fageech." - Statement.
"Damn. Lucky." - Remark.

"Baby Geechee!!" - Excited Statement.

by Tawd and Garrett February 14, 2006

Fake snake

Fake snake means h**
Fakey snakey means man h**

Ex. Jaxon is a fakey snakey
Ex. Lily is a fake snake

by The real fakey snakey January 3, 2017

fake news

1. Real news that a government official is confident is unlikely to be proven any time soon.
2. Real news that a government official desperately needs to be untrue to save their face.

Dutch journalist: You said the Netherlands has no-go zones, where are they? This is the first we've heard of these over here.
US Ambassador to the Netherlands: That's fake news. I never said that.
Dutch journalist: OK well we have a clip, roll that footage.

(Clip shows the ambassador saying the Netherlands has no-go zones)

Dutch journalist: That's fake news, then?
US Ambassador: I never said it was fake news. That's fake news.

by Queen Buttrix December 23, 2017

fake gamer girl

A fake gamer girl is a girl that pretends to be a gamer but does not actually play games. Some examples of a fake gamer girl is a girl that pretends to play a game but makes a bad reference, the controller is not on, or is making some cringe video of lip syncing a video of someone singing about video games.

Now she is definitely a fake gamer girl

by Derpy_Dino October 13, 2020

Fakebooker

A very false and usually pretentious person who adds people to their Facebook friends list regardless of whether they know and like them or not, in a pathetic attempt to boost themselves up a "social network hierarchy" that exists only in their heads. Essentially its no more then a desperate plea to feel loved, needed and important.

"She's got like a thousand friends on facebook, man what a fakebooker."

"A thousand friends on Facebook?! Not one would take a bullet in the ass for him though! What a fakebooker!"

by maspito April 25, 2009

fake tickets

Fake breasts, Fake Tits, +2.

Example1:
Dude : yo, how come all these broads can get in the bar quicker than us?
Dude2: They have fake tickets bro!

by absolutben80 July 6, 2011