neck flap

When you are giving a guy a blow job and his balls keep hitting your neck like a wattle on a turkey's neck.

I can't believe he neck flapped me last night!

by Neckflap October 27, 2017

flap kerfuffle

When a vagina is such a calamity due to a long drawn out process of incessant poundage by a male with either a large member or particularly big in size. This renders the vagina a mess comparable to a victoria sponge that had multiple karate chops from a trained professional.

David: Did you have sex with Sarah the other night?

Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.

David: Wow.

Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.

by rogercrisps February 7, 2014

Fuck Flap

A nickname for a guy named Brett.

Damn Brett’s being a real fuck flap today

by Big Guy ;) July 30, 2019

Cunt Flap

A insult created by a man named Hunter Suffeletto

your a cunt flap

by OrthodoxOyster6 June 9, 2018

Flap Jackle

Gay Retard or You Have No life

Dang Timmy, you are such a flap jackle

by Spiderpig142007 August 19, 2018

flap fucker

Reference to a woman's vagina or slang for "my bitch".

"yo, your fuck flap gonna chill at the club tonight?"

"Was her fuck flap and good?"

"mother-flap fucker"

by FF Mama April 28, 2010

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese

When I went down on her, her fanny was covered in flap yoghurt

by The haggis Fister April 17, 2021