digit

Pronouced like "dig-it". A person who does or says things that are unbelievably stupid. To do things that are so dumb that it is usually hilarious. Naturally born stupid, lacking all common sense.
"dumbass" that goes to 11.
Usually said loudly when someone sees or hears of someone else doing something stupid. "He did what? DIGIT!"

Yo, that digit drove all the way back over here to look for his car keys, didn't he realize that he was already driving? DIGIT!
Yo, this dude at the party got wasted and pissed in the refridgerator, right in front of everybody. What a Digit!

by Jimmy Steel August 16, 2006

bobby digital

a man who likes to digitally diddle and is fed by a vegetarian fedish of little children..almost can be used with babysitter

bobby digital is who we turn to when we want a night out without the kids

by timson April 30, 2006

digital phire

a pulse of digital information bigger than the universe that eats any thing in its way and is FAT.

Oh shaps its digital phire its going to eat us.

by Steve (JSS) July 15, 2003

digital end

a) sad bunch of goth cunts
b) a really smelly shite

im off for a digital end
or
eughhh look at that digital end over there

by faithless August 19, 2003

Digital Slop

The art of taking a mediocre (or just plain bad!) image and turning it into a sell-able image through the use of photoshop actions or filters.

With the advent of turd polishers like kubuta, craig, rad and all the other overnight wannabes (and contrary to Butthead, Beavis...) you can polish a turd! They know you have no skill but want you to fork over your hard earned dough in hopes of being the next big hit (it smells like a nigerian make a million internet scam)!

Exposure, Shutter Speed...Blah, Aperture, ISO, white balance...Blah, think with your wallet Jimmy! Don't worry about craft or skill...just make money!

Take that crappy image, spend 5 hours in photoshop with actions and make it "pop"! (not to be confused with the original image which was poop).

A common practice used by debbie digitals and soccer mom photographers to make some money on the side until the kids get in school.

1.) I thought I was going to have to re-shoot that session but with a little kublota digital slop I'm a professional photographer again; wink wink.

2.) Did you see Tim's senior pictures? That Digital Slop made him look like a million bucks!!!

3.) Light meter...blah...who needs one, with digital slop I'm a Vgalleriawanabia!

by stinkbuttboy February 20, 2010

Digit

A Play on words, Nickname for non-binary people.

Boomer: whats with all these digits?
Zoomer: what are digits?

Boomer: you know people without genders.
Zoomer: oh you mean non binary people
Boomer: Digit sounds better
Zoomer: Ok Boomer

by Skooter51 November 12, 2019

Danny DeVito Effect

The effect in which, when shown an image of Danny DeVito, a person will become sexually unaroused.

Damn, I was having a good fap and then my mate sent me a fucking picture of Danny DeVito and I got hit real hard with the Danny DeVito effect... there goes my boner.

by devilsCounselor May 13, 2018