Wheetey

A person who is optimistic; never order his/her drinks with less ice at Starbucks; believes that NBA teams like the Suns can win a championship.

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<Wheetey> Suns going to take it all the way

by CarneFromTheBlock June 15, 2021

wheetus nest hunter

a wheetus nest hunter is someone who frequently betrays wheetus nests, and usually attack the wheetus nest on wednesdays after school. The wheetus nest hunter sometimes pairs up with the penis chest, but it is very unlikely, because the penis chest is more of an asshole than the wheetus nest hunter. he’d probably just be a dick the whole time.

Wheetus nest; “sorry i don’t listen to losers”
wheetus nest hunter; *attacks*

by therealwheetusnest April 21, 2023

Whetto

Having ghetto-like characteristics despite being white.

He was totally whetto.

by A Granola Bar April 25, 2016

Wheaton

Probably one of the best suburbs of chicago ever. The people there are all super cool & is wayy better than Glen Ellyn. Home Of The Best Concert venue ever...The Wheaton Grand Theatre.

Hey wanna go DT wheaton tonight?
yea who's playin?

by sceneslut July 18, 2006

weeto

Someone very weird

like weirdo

Your a weeto
Your a weirdo

by johndoe June 8, 2003

Wheaton College

1. A $41,000 per year sleep away "highschool" consisting of wealthy and extremely spoiled collar-poppers who credit themselves with the "Wheaton College Honor Code" and being intelligent, when in actuality, students know little to nothing except the latest trends.

2. Wealthy finishing school retreat where drugs, i.e. coke, are more important than attending class and the cutting edge "pop" three collars.

Person A: I can't believe I have to ski down the slopes during Wheaton College's winter break with my regular I-pod while my friends ski down with their I-pod nanos

Person B: Word.

by Charlotte Oleksak December 10, 2005

Wil Wheaton

A full beard grown by someone who is known to be a geek.

"Look at Jared sporting his Wil Wheaton."

by NaasterChief February 19, 2012