websoft

Software for websites.

Have you installed your own piece of websoft for your website?

What websoft are you using?

by Kempo August 4, 2006

The Marriam Webster Dictionary

An imaginary dictionary, created by the inventive minds who cannot spell Merriam-Webster.

The Marriam Webster Dictionary, if it existed, would probably contain words such as uneducated, illiterate, and bumpkin.

by Rodney Basil April 26, 2004

Webophile

A person who looks at various different websites for extended periods of time for entertainment

"Stop sending me so many links you Webophile!"

"How long have you been surfing the web for?"
"Six hours."
"You Webophile."

by CammersJDL April 2, 2009

webonair

Having a presence online that is sophisticated, good-natured, and charming or stylish; is technologically up-to-date and adeptly maintained or managed, whether by the person himself or another; and is easily read, viewed, followed or otherwise experienced by others online.

With his award-winning website and informative tweets, Eddie Izzard is a very webonair celebrity.

by einartheterrible August 27, 2009

webspank

verb:
to be slapped with the “admonishment screen” by your corporate server, when attempting to view a social marketing or shopping website (i.e., Facebook, Myspace, Youtube, Ebay)

noun:
your punishment for attempting to access social marketing or shopping websites (see webspank, verb) while at the office

verb:
Kristen: I was trying to see if Johnny broke up with his baby-momma on Facebook, but I was webspanked by the company server.

noun:

Nancy: I received a thorough webspanking from the company server when I tried to watch Ray-J’s sex video on Youtube.

by DHAMMER October 14, 2009

Websense

A useless horror that schools use to annoy the living piss out of students. it blocks everything, becuase of the category. once it blocked the news, because the headline read DRUG ABUSE AND HOW TO PREVENT IT..... i fucking hate websense...

Student 1: hey, i need to go on facebook for a sec, its the only link to my parents to say i'll be home late...

Student 2: WTF IS THAT?
student 1: Websense... it completely obliterates the point of internet...

by Grace W. June 4, 2010

Webster Moment

A moment of idiocy, generally caused by ignorance, confusion, ill-information or ditziness, causing the victim to make unintentionally comical statements and/or queries causing those within earshot to laugh and/or show concern for the ability of the victim to survive in the modern world.

Webster Moment: "How can the Welsh play for the British & Irish Lions?"

Webster Moment: "Do they have BT in Scotland?"

by H. MacDougall June 28, 2010