Weetox

When you smoke too much weed and you need a Weed-Detox.

Also applicable to more than one person as a communal “We both do Weed-Detox, that’s why it’s called a WEetox!”

Brad: “dude let’s get baked!!!”

Me: “nah man, I’m on a Weetox.”

Me: “it takes so much weed to get me high man.”
Brad: “dude go on a Weetox for a week or two, you’ll get back to normal.”

Weetox by Wowakina March 8, 2019

weetabix 

Breakfast cereal sold in the UK. It consists of several pounds of wheat and protein supplements compacted into a couple of inches. Milk is poured on them, and large people eat.

*robin hood and the merry men are riding through the forest on horseback*

Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood.

*they arrive at a castle only to see the sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face*

Robin hood, robin hood is he in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good?

*robin rides off with his men*


'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should!


--Early 90's weetabix advert.

weetabix by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

weetie 

an extremely hot chick who doesnt take shit from no one and never lets conformity get in her way.

weetie rulz!!!!

weetie by tsaur power March 20, 2003

weetard 

Vertically and mentally challenged.

"He is so stupid, if he were any shorter I'd call him weetard."

weetard by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Warm weetabix

Warm weetabix is the correct way to eat the common English cereal weetabix. Many people say weetabix should be eaten cold, which offends me in many ways. Weetabix should be crumpled up into a microwavable bowl with a splash of milk, warmed up for 15 seconds. There, my friends, is the correct way to eat weetabix.

“You can’t eat weetabix cold, it has to be warm weetabix obviously.”

Warm weetabix by HelloAkwardWorldByElla May 15, 2019

WeetBix 

• A popular type of Australian breakfast cereal superior to vitabrits made from shredded wheet by the health food company "Sanitarium". Promoted by the cream of Australian sports stars such as George Gregan, Tim Cahill and Brett Lee.

• They are often eaten very quickly as sogginess becomes a rapid problem.

• The more WeetBix eaten each morning, the more masculine/tough/sporty the human is considered to be.

• "The breakfast of champions"

• "You better get out of bed right now! I've already put the milk on your weetbix!"

• "How many do you do?" "Tim Cahill does 9!"

WeetBix by SuperFlorence August 27, 2006

Weety

Cute, nice, tiny. Weety.

Doing a cute gesture, weetyin.

Look at that little weety, he’s weetyin.

Weety by WeetWat June 12, 2018