typing with one hand

1) Actually typing with one hand.

2) Maturbating while using an online chat program.

Can also be: typing one-handed, a one-handed typist, etc

Pat was typing with one hand last night while you were talking to him. I think he might be gay.

by Sarah March 21, 2004

Typing Dyslexia

Noun

The term for a person who severly botches simple written words or sentences using a keyboard or phone. Used as colloquial slang suited for any time this occurs for any person, not a mental disorder of any kind.

Person 1: do yo rwaly thinl thats a giif idea
Person 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Person 1: Sorry, Typing Dyslexia

Person A: teh tim is right
Person B: Are you really using the overplayed 'teh' meme?
Person A: It's just Typing Dyslexia, calm the fuck down

by IQuarent October 24, 2016

TNN- Typical Nigger Nonsense

TNN is an acronym for the expanded, Typical Nigger Nonsense. A phrase used not only for blacks, but also who people that think they are black.

"Why is that kid wearing a pair of red jordans and ripped jeans to a wedding?"
"TNN"
"Whats that?"
"TNN- Typical Nigger Nonsense"
"Hate to see it"

by criguy11 May 30, 2018

port-o-tipping

The act of tipping over a port-o-potty. It can be tipped on either of its four sides. It only requires one person to tip, but for better effects after sploosh delay, it would require 2 people; one to tip it on it's door side (face), and the other to hold open the door while it's going down. After it is down, fireworks can be thrown inside for an added thrill. One must be careful not to step in the waste which is expelled from the port-o-potty after sploosh delay has occured. If the port-o-potty is behind a fence at a construction site, most of the time, those fences can easily be torn down to gain access. One must leave the area immediately after the port-o-potty is down, for it is quite loud, and if one is systematically tipping them in alleys, the cops tend to be called...

Hellraiser 1: Holy shit dude, that one we tipped had the biggest sploosh ever!!!

Hellraiser 2: Oh shit, there was someone in there!! Let's get the fuck outta here!!!

by TZR July 6, 2005

tapping the admiral

sneaking a furtive, illicit alcoholic drink. The term stems from the case of British Admiral Nelson, whose corpse was pickled, in brandy, after dying at sea & sparked rumours that his men would drink from the barrell.

"We have a meeting with the boss this morning, wait until the afternoon before tapping the admiral"

by giraffe-o January 12, 2009

Audience typing

When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.

Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.

Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.

by RoninRogue July 15, 2010

Brady Typing

Typing with only 2 fingers, one on each hand.

Wow you type so slow, your practically Brady Typing.

by fetch3000rules June 24, 2014