tanity

Noun for 'tan'. Used to describe the amount someone is tanned.

"You have a natural tanity." She was Asian

by redfatsunnycat March 5, 2009

Twinite

Can often be a twihard, twilly or twilighter. Twinites take great pride in defending all things Twilight and related to Twilight.

A twinite often has a great knowledge of Twilight to draw on, but is not totally obsessed (unlike twihards). A twinite's greatest joy is being able to put down a twilight hater with ease, thanks to their intense twilight knowledge.

Random person: "Edward's a total stalker"
Twinite: "Not true, he's protecting Bella"
Random person (unable to think of response to this ridiculous statement)

by Horatio666 November 13, 2009

Twaint

(noun) Trace elements of fountain soda which contaminate water at fast-food restaurants when the water line shares a spigot with a soda line.

Alex: I thought you were just getting water? That looks like tea.

Norb: Nah, it's just the twaint.

by Rev. Nørb May 20, 2010

Twangit

Confused, don't understand.

I am so twangit right now.

by Halmerny June 11, 2010

Tuanita

A fobby asian midget who drives a rice rocket vehicle and says things that do not make sense whatsoever. A 'Tuan Vo' sexuality is always a mystery.

let me poke you in the ass tuanita

by deeznutz800 September 20, 2010

Twainitus

A common affliction suffered by facebook users wherein they prentiously aspire to make everything they post a perenial moment in the history of Western literature and philosophical thought and/or witty aphorisms of universal truth found in the mundanity's of their banal lives.

"To brush my teeth or not to brush my teeth, that is the question"

"The dog has shit on the carpet again, ah, the story of mankind"

These guys have Twainitus.

by lowgold December 25, 2011

twanika

Harambi or that lil "wutchewtallinboutwillis" Emanuel Lewis adult age, kid looking face and hair. Except his is combed out and moisturized, maintained. Loves her wine and hater aid but needs to find a love of getting her ducks in a row before letting that be her fuel.

No, don't get too close; she's a twanika.

by Abcdefghijklmnikafuckuxxyz September 6, 2017