A common affliction suffered by facebook users wherein they prentiously aspire to make everything they post a perenial moment in the history of Western literature and philosophical thought and/or witty aphorisms of universal truth found in the mundanity's of their banal lives.
"To brush my teeth or not to brush my teeth, that is the question"
"The dog has shit on the carpet again, ah, the story of mankind"
These guys have Twainitus.
Impulsive Sex which leads to disastrous consequences
"so why did they split up?,they have a kid together for christ sake"
"well apparently he had sex with his ex girlfriend and she found out and kicked him out"
"wow, total catastrofuck"