Toilet 

What everything turns into when you drink too much.

Hey, I ain't no toilet, drunk dude!

Toilet by bat_hero May 2, 2009

toilet 

Someone who is ugly or rank looking.
Originated in Perth, Western Australia in 2005.

Person A: "What do you think of Robbie?"
Person B: " Absolute toilet"

toilet by Claire Bear May 22, 2006

toilet 

I love you but you have pee in your head

Can you tell your brain to use the toilet?

toilet by Krkič October 10, 2019

toilet 

the only place where Cole can sit and think about the fat french supply teacher and KD in solitude

also, the certain thing that we're about to trash

so basically, u sit on it.

toilet by The Executive March 18, 2005

Toilet 

When something isn't very good, but isn't really THAT bad, but still annoyingly bad, its toilet.

Toy-Lah
"that band last night were toilet"
"argh im doing so toilet"
"toiiilleetttttt"

Toilet by HDW April 7, 2009

Toilet 

The toilet will always be your best friend because it prevents you from urinating into the pants

You will always love them - toilets are the best we love them all

Toilet by Fungirl_ January 2, 2017

Toilet 

Solitary confinement for innocent bullcraps to suffer going down the hole.

I took a crap in a toilet.

Toilet by Dood Veed April 10, 2017