Council Telly

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription. So named because even those poor enough to live in council (local authority) housing are able to view it.

My Sky box has died - let's see what's on the council telly tonight.

by Neeel October 11, 2007

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

by supermadcow124 April 19, 2016

DJ Telly Tellz

A popular American Producer, DJ, and Vocalist from Trenton, New Jersey. Who started off producing Jersey club Remixes at the age of 12. As years went by once he turned 15 (January 7th 2015) he decided to seek new types of music and started producing Trap, Hip Hop, and R&B beats for singers and rap artists. He also decided to combine some of his Jersey club songs with EDM and Twerk. By then his music was already spreading in the east coast of the U.S. and in some foreign countries such as Canada, United Kingdom, France, Puerto Rico, and Germany

This song is by DJ Telly Tellz
DJ Telly Tellz is Fire!

by thatnigga2203 September 4, 2016

saturday morning cartoons on the telly

A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.

My siblings and i were watching saturday morning cartoons on the telly 🧐

by Fucas (foo-kis) June 25, 2022

gas telly

(noun)(uk specific) Terestrial television channels, such as BBC 1 2, ITV, Channel Four and Channel Five. Refers to how old and obsolete the technology seems compared to Digital and Cable.

"Are you coming downstairs to watch the match on Sky?"
"Nah, it's only on gas telly I'll just stay here."

by Neil Miller November 2, 2007

Def-in-a-telly

A very definite way of answering a question, stronger than the normal "definitely".

Dave: Will you be my friend Adam? You're so cool, I love you

Adam: Def-in-a-telly not, now get out of my garden shed

by addyAPOCALYPSE and dildoDAVE February 24, 2009

celly telly

a cell phone i.e. sprint, nextel, verizon, t-mobile, cingular or pre-paid phones.

hit my on my celly telly, the number is 313-555-0789.

by AL-B in the 313 December 13, 2008