Mad Tangle of butt hair

Any situation involving more than 2 people.

Government is a mad tangle of butt hair

by RaySasyouallseeme March 07, 2010

Tangled abseiler

When you do a good job and enjoy a bit of playful self accomplishment . A tangled abseiler is when you would whack one out whilst patting yourself on the back… looking like a tangled up abseiler whilst attempting.

I changed the hinges on my bedroom door whilst having no carpentry skills… a tangled abseiler is on the cards for handy work.

by Elmafudd87 May 09, 2025

tangled spoon

Tangled spoon is another word for a melted spoon

Yo dude I made a tangled spoon last night with my forge

by Le poopity scoops May 02, 2021

tangle bang

A polite way to say "cluster fuck" when you can't/don't cuss.
Definition: When chaos ensues, nothing seems to go right and/or doing something clumsily.

"did you see the play the Alabama offense tried to pull?" - " Yeah that was a complete tangle bang! Go Dawgs!"

"so did you guys finally make out?" - "uggh, it was such a tangle bang, he couldn't even get my bra off"

"did you see the big wreck at Talladega this weekend?" "Yeah that was a complete tangle bang"

by E~Love March 16, 2023

Tangle the Dolphin

When a male masturbates, he is Tangling the dolphin.

I wanna Tangle the Dolphin but met-arts photo shopping isn't exiting me right now.

by Dolphin Mangler 112 January 24, 2012

lady tangle

When three or more women are in a naked pile writhing in ecstasy.

Jordan came home early from work to find his wife in their bed in the middle of a lady tangle.

by EastTexual November 25, 2011

Tangle Teezer

A faithful friend you can’t live without.

There for you through good hair days and bad hair days!

Someone you can rely on who’s always got your back.

Been a round for a while and will be a friend for life! Nobody can compare.

I can always rely on Tangle Teezer

by Powersintheteeth November 24, 2021