Dick squeeze

A person that squeezes dicks.

Timmy's a fucking dick squeeze.

by jimmyjimmymile May 27, 2009

Squeeze Time

The time after you've jacked off and are just sitting there while your cum leaks out onto a towel.

- Hey Jack can you turn your webcam on?
- Sorry, I;m having my squeeze time right now.

by brob4ho1111 January 22, 2010

squeeze out some nuggets

Taking a shit in which each piece of crap is small. Often there are 10 pieces of shit in total.

Bob: Hey man, I just squeeze out some nuggets.
Tom: Really dude? I gotta see that

by trevvvvvv May 2, 2010

squeepy

That feeling you get when you watch something adorable and heartwarming at the same time. Amalgamation of squee plus weepy.

"Did you see that viral video of the guy who put together a flash mob marriage proposal to his partner? It made me squeepy!"

by Munknasty December 15, 2015

gravity squeeze

When a person wants to have sex with you but you just want to squeeze the booty or breasts. Usually due to a hangover or personal preference

I had just woken up from a long night of drinking, so I just gave her the gravity squeeze.

by dukenorton April 14, 2016

Booligan Squeeze

An underground way to titty fuck that involves the woman sliding her left breast up the man's shaft while sliding her right breast down and vice versa.

Told Ms. Baughman to gimme the Booligan Squeeze and she obliged. I wifed her IMMEDIATELY!

by Gen. Awesome December 14, 2019

Short Squeeze

A short squeeze occurs when a stock or other asset jumps sharply higher, forcing traders who had bet that its price would fall, to buy it in order to forestall even greater losses. Their scramble to buy only adds to the upward pressure on the stock's price.

Reddit has been able to short squeezes big hedge funds with meme stocks

by Mrstonks January 28, 2021