spanner

Someone who's a tool

You're such a bloody spanner

by el January 7, 2005

bag of spanners

A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.

Have you seen the code they committed today? What a bag of spanners.

by d6y May 23, 2006

spinners

Small, petite women may be referred to as 'spinners'. The term likely arises from the possibility that they can be spun around on top of a guy while having sex.

I want to get a lap dance from that little stripper, I definitely love the spinners.

by Chew-dogg May 30, 2006

Spinner Mason

Spinner Mason--born Gavin Mason--is the sex machine of the Canadian TV show Degrassi. He has probably had sex with every girl on the show. He is portrayed by the ever-so-sexy Shane Kippel. He is remembered for having a boner in class, getting testical cancer, helping the paralysis of his best friend, and just being a kick ass character. Needless to say, he is the best.

Spinner Mason looked so hot on the last episode of Degrassi. He makes the show way less lame.

by Emzayyy October 30, 2009

Fidget Spinner Masterbation

When you lube up your genitals and then take out the middle bearing of a Fidget Spinner then slide it onto your genitals and spin it until you cum.

I'm gonna go do some Fidget Spinner Masterbation..

by Salmon_Slapper May 24, 2017

Spanner

Spanner ..

In the works …

Said spanner

Is I …

…

So only something biblical ..

Could …

But yep …

Biblical or extremely unlucky

So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not ..

Simply ran out of words …

Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point

Anything after that …

Depends on the former …

Can’t be doing stress any longer

Neither you can you I imagine

And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards …

Luck ….

Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually …

Spanner …

Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only ….

The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …

by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023

Baccy Spinner

hitting a bong full of tobacco, equivalent to one or two cigarettes.
done by desperate chavs who have no marijuana.

'yeh mate, i had no gwan last night so i had a baccy s(ch)pinner...mate'

by Manav August 29, 2005