1337 speak

Okay, 1337 is a good subject to talk about. The first thing I would like to clear up is that chatspeak and 1337 are NOT the same thing. Some lazy morons merge 1337 and chatspeak together, soon creating the popular belief that 1337 and chatspeak are the same thing.

Okay, so what /is/ 1337 in the first place? 1337 means Elite. The point of 1337 is to replace all the letters with symbols, and is quite fun to play with. 1337 was first created by some people would wanted to talk in a forum without any outsiders barging in. Some outsiders may have figured out the language and started using it as well. Eventually, 1337 became famous all over the internet. The original use of 1337 is hardly practiced any more, but it survives because many of peope use it for fun.

It takes a long time to translate between regular English and 1337 even if you know all 26 1337 secrets, unless you're very skilled at it.

Here are the 26 1337 secrets.
A = 4
B = |3
C = (
D = |)
E = 3
F = |=
G = 6
H = |-|
I = |
J = 9
K = |<
L = 1
M = |v|
N = |/| (It is backwards because the frontslash under the backspace key is famous for not showing up on many websites.)
O = 0 (zero)
P = |*
Q = 0,
R = |2
S = 5
T = 7
U = |_|
V = |/
W = |/|/
X = >< (Is normal in words like |-|4x0|2)
Y = `/
Z = 2

S0m3 p30ple 4r3 700 l4zy 70 wri73 7hin65 in fu11 1337, r3su17ing in a 53n73nc3 1ik3 7hi5.

If you wrote this sentence in 1337 speak, it would look like this:
||= `/0|_| |/|/|2073 7|5 53|/|73|/|(3 ||/| 1337, |7 |/|/0|_|1|) 100|< 1||<3 7|-||5.

by Courage the cowardly dog April 25, 2006

Generally speaking money basics

Expressing agreement, you bawlt-ness, or just generally rootin and a'tootin

Person 1: You gonna light up that menthol?

Person 2: Generally speaking money basics! YOU BAWLT!

by Mike Kim April 16, 2008

me no speakerino propeller englando

Gibberish for "I can't speak proper English". Commonly used by trolls that want to take the piss.

-"Hey dude, can you help me out please?"
-"Me no speakerino propeller englando".

by Kekbur420 June 11, 2017

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

corporate speak

bullsh*t; talking out of one's rear end.

If he tries that corporate speak with me, then I might slap him in the mouth.

by georgeharrison December 13, 2007

methamphetically speaking

tweeker run on of the mouth.

when someone you know is high and talking way too much and going on and on. you chime in and add to the story and then add " methamphetically speaking that is "

by TTLB September 10, 2007

Public Speaking

Public speaking is what teachers make kids do to embarrass them infront of their peers, so they get teased. Teachers think its fun to watch kids get nervous and stutter because then they can give them bad marks.

Teacher:"Class, you will be doing a speech(public speaking) next week on puberty"
Class: "WHAT???"
Random kid: "AWESOME"


Teacher:"Sarah your up next"
Sarah:"Ermmmm.....ummm....puberty is...."
Teacher:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Ki && Sa March 21, 2009