Size of Jesus

Describing an object or thing as really big. Size of Jesus is a unit of measurement

"I saw a big spider in the hallway last night"
"How big was it?"
"Mate it was the size of Jesus"

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Size 6 Soccerball.

Slang for Basketball. Reference to how half of the basketballs during a PE class are treated as soccer balls and kicked around.

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When someone has loud ass footsteps and can be hear from a distance.

Man 1: Aye, how did you not hear him? Dude had size 16 timberlands.
Man 2: My Bro we’ll get him next round.

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Size 0 is the hollywood/fashion world tag & label for ANOREXIA.

Like the way the media tags nicole richie as being a 'size 0' celeb. They actually mean she's anorexic.

size 0 by Hopeeee September 26, 2007

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A person who only has sex with people with larger than average penises. Alternatively known as an Imaad.

You only take 12 inches? Damn you're such a size queen imaad

Size queen by Itsshaks February 12, 2022

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when a bitch is pissing you off you kick her in the cunt with your size 9 shoe

John - Man this bitch was pissing me off
Matt - You should of given her the ol size 9

Size 9 by Jezza88 October 13, 2008

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a size princess is the opposite of a size queen. a size princess likes very small penises.

size princesses are not very common.

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