Sarcasmistic

The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.

"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"

"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"

"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"

"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."

by Kamidarko January 24, 2009

Sarcasm

The most hilarious way to respond to anything. Usually a stupid comment becuase you may just sound retarded saying something sarcastic to something smart.

A dad looks at his son eating a cookie and asks "what are you eating?"

To that the son uses sarcasm and says "green beans."

by ILJS April 28, 2009

Sgt. Sarcasm

A name for someone who throws sarcastic insults towards you. A really good comeback if someone calls you the infamous "Captain Obvious".

Dude 1: "The grass is green."
Dude 2: "Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Dude 1: "My pleasure, Sgt. Sarcasm!"

by blackjack March 10, 2005

sarcasmatic

A combination of being sarcastic and charismatic.

I have a sarcasmatic personality.

by SquigleFreak224 September 8, 2008

Sarcasticity

The amount of sarcasm that someone uses in a phrase of sarcasm.

HAHA thanks for the amount of sarcasticity you just used. or Did u not hear the amount of sarcasticity I put in that sarcastic phrase.

by Tamior the Great September 14, 2009

Sarcasticate.

To communicate wholly with sarcasm.

John, don't Sarcasticate. Talk to the point.

by Neondreammysticdust December 10, 2012

soft sarcasm

Using sarcasm in a softer manner so as to not blatantly hurt someones feelings.

I love how Morgan Webb uses soft sarcasm to bash crappy and/or average games on X - Play.
"This game would be much better if had more kittens to hide its obvious negative nuances."

by JayRomieO June 15, 2005