Definitions by JayRomieO

soft sarcasm 

Using sarcasm in a softer manner so as to not blatantly hurt someones feelings.

I love how Morgan Webb uses soft sarcasm to bash crappy and/or average games on X - Play.
"This game would be much better if had more kittens to hide its obvious negative nuances."

soft sarcasm by JayRomieO June 15, 2005

bloody popsicle 

Related to the Red Wings. It's what a man's penis looks like after sexual intercourse with a woman on her period.

I pulled out of her after ejaculation and out came my big, red, bloody popsicle!

bloody popsicle by JayRomieO December 4, 2004

Pile Driver 

When a woman is lying on her neck, hips up and a dude is standing up squatting and thrusting into her. Most porn stars can't do the pile driver for long because they pass out when too much blood rushes to their head.

So regular love making got you down? Give your girl a pile driver and make her pass out.

Pile Driver by JayRomieO November 16, 2004

SixtyNinerDriver

When you and your girl are doing a 69 and as soon as you cum, you drop her on her head like a tombstone pile driver and her cum just shoots up into the air. Great for lovers.

So we were doing a standing 69 and all of a sudden I fell to my knees and BAM knocked her out. Big mess, though.

SixtyNinerDriver by JayRomieO November 16, 2004

Polio Rammer 

When you're doing someone doggystyle or in the butt up against the corner of a bed post. After ejaculation, you immediately grab the back of your partners head and RAM it against the corner "pole" or bed post. Aka the Bastard Child of Donky Punch and Strawberry Swirl.

After a 32 minute cardiovascular themed love making session, I gave my girl a polio rammer!

Polio Rammer by JayRomieO November 5, 2004