cutey-patootie

a slang term for someone who you, yourself, see as cute beyond belief. although can be seen as patronising so make sure it's put across well

commenting someone's myspace/facebook/bebo picture perhaps "someone's a cutey-patootie"

by DaveyMuffin May 27, 2008

Pooter Scooter

A scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. A.k.a the puss

I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.

by Pooterscooter0420 November 14, 2011

poot to coot

An arrangement of two or more females riding in tandem in which the ass of the front girl is pressed against the vagina of the other. This usually occurs between two fully clothed females riding together on things such as horses, motorcycles, scooters, and jet skis. Not to be confused with "nuts to butts" which describes the same arrangement but occurring with dudes.

"Did you see those lesbians ride by on those motorcycles? They were all riding poots to coots."

"Her horse died on the trail so we had to ride poot to coot all the way home"

by JSpyder November 30, 2011

pootang pat

V. Lighting a males pubes on fire and putting the fire out by slamming your vagina on it.

Rob: did you hear what happened to Jake's pubes?!
Shania: Mariah did the Pootang pat.

by Kayak25 January 13, 2014

poot

A fancy Person's Fart

(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.

by Ryan January 30, 2004

cutesy patootsie

A word used to describe something that is sickeningly adorable, cute, or charming. Examples of "cutesy-patootsie" objects are puppies, kittens, Pikachu, or young children---genearlly something fuzzy and cuddly.

Ugh, that little kid is so cutesy patootsie, it makes me sick.

I wish she would stop acting so cutesy patootsie, it's really getting to my nerves.

by pancake of doom February 18, 2010

You bet your sweet patootie

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.

{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.

by Telephony May 30, 2015