Pilf

Instead of MILF, PILF is Public I Like To Fuck... Basically saying you would like to fuck in public.
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PILF

Potato I'd Like to Fuck

Similar to MILF
OMG, Dylan is such a PILF, I wanna bake him and stuff him with cheese and bacon.
by PotatoBoy November 14, 2013
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Pilf

kevin is a pilf.
by meftical November 23, 2009
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PILF

PILF stands for Pizza I'd Like To Fuck.

You may use it if you keep using the expression "MILF"
- I'm hungry I want to eat a PILF
- What's a PILF ?
- A Pizza I'd Like To Fuck!
- LMAO !
by victoriahhhh November 14, 2010
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Pilf

verb, to steal something in a feendish way simply to laugh at his/her misfortune.
I robbed his trousers while he was swimming, hes going to have to walk around all day without any on, HAHAHA.
by Sean March 28, 2004
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V-PILF

Acronym for 'Vice President I'd Like to Fuck'. In reference to the Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
Damn that Sarah Palin is HOT! She's a V-PILF!!
by Joe Fink September 05, 2008
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