The exact amount by which a stoned person overtips their food delivery professional in the tacit hope that the professional will keep mum about said stonedness.
by Oilystool September 4, 2005
Get the paranoia fee mug.Dude 1: Bro did that hot chick from last night ever end up texting you back?
Dude 2: Dude... her texts were so long they included footnotes. She was straight paragraphing.
Dude 2: Dude... her texts were so long they included footnotes. She was straight paragraphing.
by GammaThetaBroseph November 7, 2011
Get the Paragraphing mug.A citizen from Paraguay who will hold their head up proud and will not take shit from anybody and will sip his/her tea with dignity. So fuck you.
by A Rebel October 14, 2010
Get the Paraguayan mug.your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and you suspect the police are outside but it's a girl scout trying to sell some fucking girl scout cookies
*Door Bell Ring*
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML
by wittyname January 16, 2010
Get the paranoid mug.by HyperionPrime January 14, 2009
Get the Bangkok Padang mug.Often occurs when you have smoked some chronic. feelings of anxiety and paranoia are often felt when traveling on
a full bus. many thoughts run through your head and it is not uncommon to think everyone is thinking stuff about you.
a full bus. many thoughts run through your head and it is not uncommon to think everyone is thinking stuff about you.
o man i im so stoned,i need to get off this packed bus before i go crazy, wats that guy looking at do i look high...... hence the term bus paranoia.
by msb wolves August 29, 2010
Get the Bus Paranoia mug.Pee Paranoia (n): That feeling you get when you are in a public bathroom, and you think that everyone is listening to you pee. This makes you very uncomfortable, so you try to make as little noise as possible, but then you think that the other person is like "omg, why are they peeing so softly". This freaks you out even more, making you unable to pee any longer.
Signs/Symptoms of a Paranoid Pee-er person:
- inability to use public restrooms
- you hear short bursts of pee from the stall, and then rustling to cover up the sound.
Signs/Symptoms of a Paranoid Pee-er person:
- inability to use public restrooms
- you hear short bursts of pee from the stall, and then rustling to cover up the sound.
Girl #1: I need to use the bathroom, is their one around here?
Girl #2: Yeah, but it's a public restroom.
Girl #1: Why does that matter?
Girl #2: Of course it matters, I have pee paranoia.
Girl #2: Yeah, but it's a public restroom.
Girl #1: Why does that matter?
Girl #2: Of course it matters, I have pee paranoia.
by Giggly Wiggles February 23, 2009
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