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paranoia fee

The exact amount by which a stoned person overtips their food delivery professional in the tacit hope that the professional will keep mum about said stonedness.
The pizza was $20, but, paranoia fee included, it totalled out at $25.
by Oilystool September 4, 2005
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Paragraphing

Receiving a series of texts that exceed 160 characters or more.
Dude 1: Bro did that hot chick from last night ever end up texting you back?

Dude 2: Dude... her texts were so long they included footnotes. She was straight paragraphing.
by GammaThetaBroseph November 7, 2011
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Paraguayan

A citizen from Paraguay who will hold their head up proud and will not take shit from anybody and will sip his/her tea with dignity. So fuck you.
I'm Paraguayan.
Ha Mow my lawn bitch
How about I mow your face asshole
by A Rebel October 14, 2010
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paranoid

your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and you suspect the police are outside but it's a girl scout trying to sell some fucking girl scout cookies
*Door Bell Ring*
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML
by wittyname January 16, 2010
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Bangkok Padang

(adj.) Something that looks very simple but is suprisingly amazing.
Is that just regular peanut butter on the pasta salad?

No, thats Bangkok Padang Peanut Sauce.
by HyperionPrime January 14, 2009
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Bus Paranoia

Often occurs when you have smoked some chronic. feelings of anxiety and paranoia are often felt when traveling on

a full bus. many thoughts run through your head and it is not uncommon to think everyone is thinking stuff about you.
o man i im so stoned,i need to get off this packed bus before i go crazy, wats that guy looking at do i look high...... hence the term bus paranoia.
by msb wolves August 29, 2010
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Pee Paranoia

Pee Paranoia (n): That feeling you get when you are in a public bathroom, and you think that everyone is listening to you pee. This makes you very uncomfortable, so you try to make as little noise as possible, but then you think that the other person is like "omg, why are they peeing so softly". This freaks you out even more, making you unable to pee any longer.

Signs/Symptoms of a Paranoid Pee-er person:
- inability to use public restrooms
- you hear short bursts of pee from the stall, and then rustling to cover up the sound.
Girl #1: I need to use the bathroom, is their one around here?

Girl #2: Yeah, but it's a public restroom.

Girl #1: Why does that matter?

Girl #2: Of course it matters, I have pee paranoia.
by Giggly Wiggles February 23, 2009
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