Quickie Monster

A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie

"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 4, 2015

monserrat

She is a really a beautiful girl she loves nature a she is also a smart person has a beautiful smile.She is really cool she helps her friend's ,she gives really good advise on life and love,every guy will die to get her .(WARNING)if you get her mad she will be a devil don't ever mess with her never.

Boy: Who is she

Boy girlfriend: Is monserrat
Boy :She is smoking hot
Girlfriend : Ahhh

by life_45 November 30, 2016

Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

by Sastwatch December 9, 2008

Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

by justinmiller October 13, 2020

The Fame Monster

The 2nd album released by American pop music artist Lady GaGa.

Tracklisting:

1. Bad Romance
2. Alejandro
3. Monster
4. Speechless
5. Dance in the Dark
6. Telephone
7. So Happy I Could Die
8. Teeth

The Fame Monster just topped Justin Bieber's My World 2.0!

by qweropy April 18, 2010

momster

What happens after your Mom counts to three.

Mom: 1, 2, 3
Child: Oh no, she's becoming a Momster

by Yermy Battled Warter December 8, 2016

Monster energy drink

Monster energy drink is an energy drink that taste ok, and is very cool and kind of cheap. It used to be $2.00 a can, but now it's $2.50. Red bull taste better, but Monster gives you twice the beverage size (16oz) and twice the energy for the same price as Redbull, which is $2.50 a 8oz can. Redbull cost $2.75 now for a 8oz can. Monster energy drink has caffeine and B vitamins and comes in many flavors and is usually low carb unless you get the regular Monster. The low carb varieties are usually Monster ultra something. Venom energy drink used to be $1.00, but now it's $1.25.

Modafinil and Armodafinil keeps you awake better than all the coffee in the world and without jitteriness or anxiety, but it doesn't give you energy or confidence, just effective wakefulness. Monster is more like for energy.

Tyler: I'm casterboarding!

*drinks monster ultra peach.

Tyler: Woo hoo! This is good Monster energy drink.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 14, 2023