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Messiah

A nigga who has a steady yet bouncy jiggly ass.
Yo, Did you see that messiah that just walked past us? Bro had the fattest ass I’ve ever seen.
by YaBoyStax September 10, 2020
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Messiah

Guy 1: Hey is that Messiah?
Guy 3: ⊣𝙹↸ ⍑ᒷꖎ!¡ ᒲᒷ
by Sponge man ice cone January 31, 2022
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Messiah

Messiah is a usually a boy that is always focus on himself, He doesn’t care what people think or Care about him, He’s always focus On Money,Or How he’s going to end up In Life, #RealNigga
You Know Messiah.?

Yeah,He a Money Getter.
by PETERGOCRAZY November 20, 2023
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Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020
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Messiah

Messiah pronounced (m zi ah) is a big wood giant and does not care what people say
Such a messiah
by jerome.b November 24, 2021
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Glick Messiah

1. A person who eats hot dogs with sliced bread instead of hot dog buns
2. Someone who sucks dick (figuratively and literally)
“Bruh, hop off you glick messiah
by Yung Dark Chocolate September 21, 2021
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Messiah

Messiah is an amazing beautiful person , she laughs at almost everything. She’s really fun to be around she cares about all of her close friends very deeply and will die for them. She has does look very mean from the start but she is very nice and caring.
Person: Hey messiah

Messiah: *looks for a second * hi.
by Brazty June 6, 2021
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