messiah slut

A dumb blond that likes anal sex behind churches.

The blonde went to the church is a messiah slut

by Dr deadpool May 6, 2018

messiah

messiah is the most sexy and amazing person out there that i am in love with
i want him to use me like the slut i am
mwa ;) -tat<3

messiah is my daddy

by tat<3 June 9, 2021

Messiah

That really handsome fellow that has nothing to prove so because he knows he is that guy.

Everybody wants to be him so they cast aspersions on who he is.

Usually he is highly intelligent and prefers actions over rhetoric.

Messiah: The cult of personality, spirituality and physicality.
Guy 1 :“He’s an Ed”
Guy 2 : “Nah he definitely is Wisdumb”.
Guy 1’s girlfriend: “He’s Hot”
(Guy 1 approaches Wisdumb looks him in the eye and see the truth then walks away).

by Missael December 2, 2019

Messiah

Messiah is a usually a boy that is always focus on himself, He doesn’t care what people think or Care about him, He’s always focus On Money,Or How he’s going to end up In Life, #RealNigga

You Know Messiah.?

Yeah,He a Money Getter.

by PETERGOCRAZY November 20, 2023

Messiah

Messiah pronounced (m zi ah) is a big wood giant and does not care what people say

Such a messiah

by jerome.b November 24, 2021

Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.

After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.

by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020

The Messiah

Generally a name gifted to the greatest punter on earth. Someone who can pull you out of the fire with an epic roughie, or snare you a big win with the top weight in the last. If you ever find a friend who is good enough to be deemed The Messiah, you are truly blessed..!

Wow thanks for the hot tip, you truly are The Messiah..!

by DawgK May 11, 2021