mantude

when a man gets all bitchy and gets a 'tude'. like male PMS basically. don't tell him that though, it only makes it worse.

Kevin' so cranky, I think he's got major mantude right now

by queen of derpland April 25, 2015

masturdebate

The act of jacking the beanstalk in a group while debating on photos of various women

"To masturdebate is to fap with a group of four or more people whilst debating on how hot or not girls are in various pornographic pictures."

by Jackthebeanstalker69 October 18, 2015

Masturdate

When a couple goes on a date and someone stalks them to masturbate to them.

"sally and billy went on a date so i went out to masturdate to them"

by Ash is Daddy May 17, 2016

Masturdating

The act of dating remotely during a pandemic, often characterized by self-gratification during online encounters.

Willie: Hey man, how's it going with Sally?
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.

by Qbie March 25, 2020

Masturdebatable

Debatable to masturbate over.

Nick: “Do you like Pokimane?”
Jake: “Eh, she’s masturdebatable.”

by Leave other meet? September 21, 2020

masturdate

masturbate + date

dude 1: im masturdating now
dude 2: did you mean masturbating?
dude 1: no it is masturdating. the word "masturdate" it means to masturbate + date
dude 2: oh then good for you

by mewsem November 9, 2022

Masturdate

Masturdate or Masturdating (the action) is the process of taking oneself out on a date without having anyone in mind or been called on a actual date.
It is an action of taking oneself on a date or spending intentional quality time alone and can be done by both married and single individuals.

1. Masturdating has helped me realize the importance of having some personal moment.
2. I masturdate each time I have my annual leave from work. It is a way a refresh my head and balance things up.

by deons August 8, 2023