When three guys tagteam a chick and one shits, one vomits, and one cums in her snatch and they make another slut eat it out of her cunt.
Girl 1: C'mon guys lemme have that klumpett!
Guy 1: I got a nasty shit for you... take that shit bitch.
Guy 2: Barf!! oh thats gonna make a nice klumpett
Guy 3: Oh thats a Peter North load there for your dirty-ass snatch.
Girl 2: Oh baby, this is the best klumpett i've had in years!
Guy 1: I got a nasty shit for you... take that shit bitch.
Guy 2: Barf!! oh thats gonna make a nice klumpett
Guy 3: Oh thats a Peter North load there for your dirty-ass snatch.
Girl 2: Oh baby, this is the best klumpett i've had in years!
by Snoopyona July 11, 2010
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A code word used by males to to notify other males in the area that an attractive female has come into viewing range. After all men have acknowledged her looks they then determine how she ranks on said "scale".
A secret way men scale a woman's attractiveness.
A code word used by males to to notify other males in the area that an attractive female has come into viewing range. After all men have acknowledged her looks they then determine how she ranks on said "scale".
A secret way men scale a woman's attractiveness.
1. (Kliph Scale passing by)
Rob: Kliph Scale!
Sal: Agreed, I give it a 7.
2. (At the Office)
Rob: Did you get that Kliph Scale report?
Sal: Yea, I rate its effectiveness about a 6
Rob: Na, at least a 7
Rob: Kliph Scale!
Sal: Agreed, I give it a 7.
2. (At the Office)
Rob: Did you get that Kliph Scale report?
Sal: Yea, I rate its effectiveness about a 6
Rob: Na, at least a 7
by Lazyboy4sure October 21, 2009
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Get the klumper mug.Mellon could not be help responcible when things got krimpy at the basketball game and a fight broke out.
by mike March 3, 2005
Get the Krimpy mug.A rather pudgy person who has a face/head resembling an onion or any other round shpaed object.
1.synonyms include but are not limited to: kimper,kimp,kimpkimpkimp...
2.Other words using "kimplet"
a. Kimped: to get owned by a Kimplet
b. Kimpey: A Kimplet with an unusually high voice (usually a ginger of the "day walker" sub-species)
1.synonyms include but are not limited to: kimper,kimp,kimpkimpkimp...
2.Other words using "kimplet"
a. Kimped: to get owned by a Kimplet
b. Kimpey: A Kimplet with an unusually high voice (usually a ginger of the "day walker" sub-species)
here kimpkimpkimp, here kimplet, come get the snack...
why does that kimpey there always try and lower his voice when he's talking to us...it cracks me up.
shit dude,you just got kimped....by a kimpey...were no longer friends...
why does that kimpey there always try and lower his voice when he's talking to us...it cracks me up.
shit dude,you just got kimped....by a kimpey...were no longer friends...
by Felix Vennegaldi March 4, 2008
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boy1:did you see that klimchuck?
boy2: Yes thats the biggest schnazz i have ever seen.
boy1: Its bigger than my house.
boy2: my dog got lost in it.
boy2: Yes thats the biggest schnazz i have ever seen.
boy1: Its bigger than my house.
boy2: my dog got lost in it.
by Carlos101iloveyou May 18, 2007
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