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not keeping up with the Jone's

Not buying the latest and greatest, making do with what you have, because you have more important places to put the money, such as your kids education or your retirement.
Why am I not keeping up with the Jone's ? My son and my money both go to Marquette.
by knowman April 12, 2008
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Keqing

the waifu from Genshin Impact with the nicest smell
keqing keqing keqing ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah the smell of fragrant keqing hair I want to smell the fragrance of keqing AAAAAAAAH ~ Her hair .... aaah her hair also want me to caress ~~ AAAAAH keqing comes out the first time anime is also cute ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ really AAAAAAAAH keqing AAAAA LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ............ keqing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ what? Keqing isn't real? Only HALU you say? no, no no or no NGAAAAAAAA I DON'T BELIEVE THAT, SHE'S REAL NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA., ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ my keqing ... keqing on my laptop seeing me, keqing .. do you trust me? aaaaaaaaaaah thanks keqing I don't want to give up keqing aaaaaah ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH I STILL HAVE KEQING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
by nekorune February 25, 2021
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Old Trafford Time-keeping

Whenever Manchester United are playing on their home ground of Old Trafford and the game is tied or United is losing, the referees will always allow enough extra time for Manchester United to tie or win the game.
In the September 20, 2009 Manchester Derby between Manchester United and Manchester City, there was supposed to be 4 minutes of extra time, already an inflated amount as there had been almost no injury stoppages. The match was tied at 3-3. The referees allowed over 6 minutes of extra time, a prime example of Old Trafford Time-keeping, giving United opportunity to score the winner.
by FairPlaya September 20, 2009
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keeping it fresh

The art of acting spontaneously resulting in you actions being original and generally awesome.
'Wow did you just see what he did?! He totally just kept it fresh!'

'Keeping it fresh!'

'I like rubbing cake into myself...' 'You're keeping it fresh!'
by chezasaurus October 20, 2011
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Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men
1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?
by Mike March 12, 2003
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Keling

Is a word used in parts of Southeast Asia (mostly in Malaysia) to denote a person originating from the Indian subcontinent. Not recommended to use this word in Malaysia.
Ali: Oi Keling mari sini
Raju: Kamu seorang lumba-ism
by DeathSite May 27, 2021
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keeping up with the road

different than driving; when the road is moving in front of you while operating a vehicle (esp. while state of being is intoxicated or otherwise enhanced), and you react to it on auto-pilot rather than actually paying attention
fuck, bryan, after i ate those mushrooms last night on my way home i was just kinda keeping up with the road.
by alle_mackone87 April 29, 2011
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