Jizzissippi

A term used to denote when someone politely sips semen out of a cup following another's ejaculation.

This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.

If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.

Sarah: "oh, Steve. I'm so glad you made me drink your nut from a cup. Telling me to drink more slowly only enhanced the experience"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"

by Souper Rare July 28, 2022

repressed jizzims

(n) the semen built up in the male testes from the prolonged absence of said person's significant other. Often the result of long distance relationships.

Rodney had stooped into a deep depression and couldn't even muster up the strength to whack and as a result ended up with multiple repressed jizzims. However, this Saturday, he'd finally get the chance to bust a nut upon his girlfriend's arrival in town.

by Tsmudge09 October 30, 2011

Jazzin

When someone is lying or gassing a situation.

Mike- “Kim let me come over last night”
Tom- “ You jazzin bro, she said you only dropped her off”

by KellzzBabyy January 25, 2019

Jozie

A sweet little girl who is cute and playful. She may get a little mad when she doesn't get her way but other than that she's really sweet.

See the playground on the corner there's jozie let's go join her!

by Sunnyandbright March 27, 2017

Jazzies

1 Dark chocolate squares covered in millions (tiny little sweets). They're called snowies if they're white milk chocolate.
2 Someone who is always looking extra spectacular.
3 Another name for Tinky Winky from the teletubbies.

Example for 1

Tony Blair: George, can you gimme some more jazzies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Thnx.

Example for 2

Gwen Stefani: Hey Akon, wtf Christina MIlian is really fukin pissin me off. She thinks she's a jazzie!
Akon: wow she is!!!!!!

Example for 3:

Toddler 1: Yay! Yay! Teletubbies is on!!!! Wo ha!
Toddler 2: My favourites La la! Wat about yours?
Toddler 1: Jazzie! Jazzie! JAzzie! Jazzie!

by Evrythingztaken December 15, 2008

jizziotherapy

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.

I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.

by C February 24, 2004

Jizzin

(Adj.) To describe something that is awesome.

That new iPhone Bob got is jizzin.

by queer11 October 1, 2010