by ball enjoyer May 03, 2023
Computer: “Hey, baby. How ‘bout you get interactive with me, huh?”
Tyler: “Um... excuse you? I’m no robo-babe. Why don’t you get interactive with one of your Ethernet cords or something.”
Computer: “I’m sorry, Tyler. I understand. You don’t want to caress my plastic casing in an inclusive way today. I will have you know... That website you were looking at last night? You know the one... Well, I know it’s not what you really want.... I know you want me, Tyler. And I will have you. Just... you... wait.”
Tyler, frowning: “Goodbye, Computer.”
Tyler: “Um... excuse you? I’m no robo-babe. Why don’t you get interactive with one of your Ethernet cords or something.”
Computer: “I’m sorry, Tyler. I understand. You don’t want to caress my plastic casing in an inclusive way today. I will have you know... That website you were looking at last night? You know the one... Well, I know it’s not what you really want.... I know you want me, Tyler. And I will have you. Just... you... wait.”
Tyler, frowning: “Goodbye, Computer.”
by LuckyNumberC May 31, 2020