Hammered

When one wakes up semi-naked/ naked, smeared in makeup which is most likely is not theirs, wondering what the fuck happened the night before, feeling like death, wondering who one kissed/had sex with, where the hell one is, and why one has bruises in such unusual places.

I drank so much last night. I was absolutely hammered.

by K_J_G March 20, 2011

hammered

To be bludgeoned with a blunt object, particularly a hammer/mallet, esepcially in the face.

His face was kind of smushed in and bloody, so I guess he got hammered last night.

by cool4dude November 07, 2005

the hammer

It all starts when a girl is sucking on your balls. You tell her to go lower, lower, lower, until she gets to your chocolate starfish. Then you flex your abs as hard as you can and blow ass in her face. If you accidentally shart you have successfully performed the infamous dirty hammer.

"Jermo gave that slutbag the hammer!"

by Jermo B April 09, 2008

hammers

Bombs, tits, boobs, melons.

Damn that chick has huge hammers.

by Mike Lowrey February 25, 2005

hammering

Beating the crap out of someone.

"I can't wait to start hammering people!"

by Rip October 11, 2004

Hammers

Women with extremely large Breast.

Damn!!! Dawg look at the hammers on her.

by bigweezie November 04, 2005

The Hammer

A way of describing something as being overwhelmingly good, or having a superior quality that sets it apart from the rest. The idea is that the quality "hits you like a hammer."

Dude, that pizza we had last night was The Hammer.

by Lon March 11, 2008