gobsmacked

To be kissed without having a say in the matter.

Did you hear Peter gobsmacked me last night? The only was he was ever going to get his lips on me.

by nvidic June 25, 2009

gobsmack

to unexpectedly or suddenly hit someone or something in the mouth. Often done in anger or with the intent to injure. Almost always done with whatever is nearest at hand.

"I gobsmacked that bully with my biology book."
"Billy said he was not going to get off my new bike. I gobsmacked him into changing his mind with my book bag."

by R Lord February 8, 2008

Gobsmacked

Similar to a lemon party, this sexual act involved older and younger people, however it is an elderly lady with largely saggy boobs that is getting her 'gobs smacked' by a younger male.

Much like a kitten plays with a yarn of wool, batting it around in fascination, the young male smacks the old bat's boobs however he likes
It is also when an old lady wants to get a bit frisky and use her saggy boobs to smack a young male's gob or other parts of his body.

Male: Dude last night an old lady gobsmacked me, it was so good!

Old lady: Oh darling you wouldn't believe how well that 20 year old gobsmacked me last night, it was delightful!

by Bobetta Bobbington May 11, 2011

Gopsmacked

What you feel when the GOP has just screwed you again

The John Boehner "led" GOP gopsmacked the middle class today by blocking the bill that prevents the Payroll Tax from rising after January 1st, adding an estimate $1,000 annual tax burden to 160 Million Americans, many of them Republicans, after proclaiming ad nauseum "reducing Taxes for the Wealthy" for 2 years.

by whatsamatta_u December 26, 2011

GOPsmacked

Voting the party line despite clash with personal values, ethics, or rational thought.

I gave up trying to confuse her with the facts when I realized she was well and truly GOPsmacked.

by JazzMeaner November 3, 2016

god smack

God smack or god smacked can be a term/s used to define a precise moment in time, specific event or circumstance which might be explained by the presence of an Omniscient, Ethereal, or Divine Power which has allegedly ordained said event.

That stranger appearing and pushing me out of the way of that speeding car was a god smack. (N)

I believe that was a god smack instant. (Adj)

Her coming into my life at that moment left me feeling god smacked. (Adj)

by Bre Wordie August 24, 2021

gogsmacked

'smacked or assaulted by a north-Walean' derived from Gogledd being the Welsh for 'north'. People who come from North Wales are commonly referred to as 'Gogs' by southerners. The terms can also refer to being 'shocked, stunned or surprised'

"I was gogsmacked when Dafydd screamed abuse at my mate"

by Teslaguy July 6, 2022