Gopsmacked

What you feel when the GOP has just screwed you again

The John Boehner "led" GOP gopsmacked the middle class today by blocking the bill that prevents the Payroll Tax from rising after January 1st, adding an estimate $1,000 annual tax burden to 160 Million Americans, many of them Republicans, after proclaiming ad nauseum "reducing Taxes for the Wealthy" for 2 years.

by whatsamatta_u December 26, 2011

GOPsmacked

Voting the party line despite clash with personal values, ethics, or rational thought.

I gave up trying to confuse her with the facts when I realized she was well and truly GOPsmacked.

by JazzMeaner November 3, 2016

gobsmacked

being totally speachless.unable to think of anything to say.

i was gobsmacked when i won the lotto

by mike briggs July 13, 2003

Gobsmacked

UK Slang--def.

When someone is left speechless, dumbfounded, taciturn, non-plussed.

Regan: I think I'll be moving back to California.
Kennedy looked at her, gobsmacked.
Kennedy: Have you thought this through? You're my best friend, and yr leaving me?

by Babydoll75 March 22, 2019

gobsmacked

When your son tells you he volunteered to go back to Syria for 9 months-after spending over $4 grand at strip clubs in 2 days

I was gobsmacked by her stupidity

by Buttershots February 22, 2019

godsmacked

also known as Karma, when you do some stupid shit and, almost instantly, something bad happens right back to you. Gods way of keeping perfect balance.

This chick wouldn't let me use her bathroom at her house party! So, when I finally got in, I locked the door and dropped an upper decker in her toilet. Pleased with my actions, I kept the door locked and left through the bathroom window, only to fall face first into her muddy ass garden. I was thouroughly Godsmacked!

by helluvaguy May 24, 2008

Godsmacked

The act of stretching one's hot, sweaty, droopy scrotum over another's mouth while sleeping, in an attempt to recreate the cover from the Godsmack album, Faceless.

I noticed a pungent odor and realized I couldn't breathe. I woke up with this satchel over my face and I realized, I had just been godsmacked.

by Leviathan7 August 12, 2009