JazzMeaner's definitions

Assmosis

The passive transmission of misinformation by speaking out of one's ass.

Sitting next to like-minded people reassuring themselves of their rightness of their positions, the only info being passed around is thru assmosis.

by JazzMeaner October 9, 2016

GOPsmacked

Voting the party line despite clash with personal values, ethics, or rational thought.

I gave up trying to confuse her with the facts when I realized she was well and truly GOPsmacked.

by JazzMeaner November 3, 2016

Trump U!

Rallying cry of entitled, bigoted, misogynistic white males when faced with the prospect of actual informed political discourse.

When faced with facts, the office troll started spluttering "Trump U! Trump U!" as he was escorted to HR.

by JazzMeaner November 9, 2016

Prilosex

When you swallow your nausea just so you can get laid by an otherwise unpalatable person.

Resisting the tide of bile in her mouth, she reconsidered his proposition and resorted to Prilosex

by JazzMeaner March 19, 2017