You forget a thousand things every day

make sure this is one of them

I got you!

You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them.

I hate saying that.

by you are disgusting August 8, 2021

Forge

1.Something kids in school do often when they forget to get their parents to sign something.

2.Something kids in school do often when they didn't forget but simply didn't want their parents to see something.

Often, they use a friend with good penmanship to do it for them.

Miranda forgot to get her parents to sign her field trip permission form, so she forged her mom's signature.

Lacey beat up Kyle, and she got a note sent home, which she didn't want her parents to see. She got Kyle to forge it instead.

by Vampire Ghost October 9, 2006

fogey

Also old fogey, one who is old before their time. Best viewed through their demeanour or their habits.

Graham: I was thinking of staying in on Friday nights to watch the Eamonn Dunphy show on TV3 and then maybe catch up on "Wife Swap"; the first few episodes were really good.
Spud: I don't believe I'm hear in this you old fogey!

by Spud October 2, 2003

Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party

Finishing up after sex and suddenly realizing you pulled out without the condom.

Then followed by 'THE DRYCLEANER' (See Def.)

"Man, I must've had really bad drunken sex with that chick last night. I even Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party.
...had to use the ol' 'drycleaner' to fish it out!

by KA551 November 15, 2007

forgetting juice

Alcohol, specifically when used to drown ones sorrows, or forget a certain event, such as getting demoted at work or embarrassing yourself.

dude 1: Man, worst day ever!
dude 2: yeah, lets hit the bar and get us some forgetting juice to make it all go away!

by cheeseflambe November 9, 2010

forney

small town in texas that used to only have a mcdonalds and a dq. has been growing in the past 5 years and has added stores and more places to eat. beautiful houses and alot of upper middle class and rich people, unless you count those new skanky mesquite and oakcliff people trying to move in. revolves around the football team the jackrabbits. everyone knows eachother and before you can tell someone something stupid you did they already know. the forney po po have no idea what they are doing and will pull you over for walking down the street with a coke in hand. you know those deadly cokes. if your a teen your probably hangin at the food fast parking lot or dq. overall a great place to live though and raise a family.

I saw you at the dq in Forney Texas.

by everibodilies October 2, 2008

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.

Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!

by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009