snaughtered

that drunk that you can't even bite your finger! (or pull your wire right!)

Fuck i was absolutely snaughtered last night cuz i has three literes of ding/buckfast!!!

by Spud March 03, 2005

nigger rich

having a fat wallet but all the bills are ones

that guy must be rich look at the size of his wallet.
nah that guy is just nigger rich

by Spud August 03, 2004

pronk

Nickname of major league baseball player Travis Hafner. It stands for "half project, half donkey."

Hafner had initiated his run to win the All-Star vote on Monday during a news conference, when he joked that fans should "Vote Pronk," a reference to his nickname.

by Spud August 05, 2004

spurtle

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

by spud August 14, 2003

fonger

someone who licks their own asshole

u fong urself so therefore u r a fonger

by spud June 01, 2003

Retiggity

Re-Todd YOUR NEXT!! You lil bitch

Retiggity YOUR NEXT!!

by SPUD September 24, 2003

firkin

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.

Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.

by spud July 22, 2003