Spud's definitions

snaughtered

that drunk that you can't even bite your finger! (or pull your wire right!)

Fuck i was absolutely snaughtered last night cuz i has three literes of ding/buckfast!!!

by Spud May 13, 2005

Empirate

ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.

Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.

"...and I for one welcome our new empirate overlords!"

by sPud October 13, 2004

Retiggity

Re-Todd YOUR NEXT!! You lil bitch

Retiggity YOUR NEXT!!

by SPUD September 23, 2003

p0nts

Someone elses scanties you wear on your head when very very drunk.

Simon spend half an hour dancing to Marillion with his dads p0nts on his head.

by spud July 22, 2003

eejit

An imbecile dolt, or fool. Colloquial Dublin expression.

Graham: I'll think I'll book the continental breakfast for the morning after my stag nite. Its only £11 extra.
Jason: What are you doing that for you eejit.

by Spud October 2, 2003

Empiracy

ehm-pie'-re-see n. actions which resemble those of an empirate.

With the suspension of elections in 2004, the administration was free to gitmo the country with its empiracy.

by sPud October 13, 2004

Edam

Yorkshire folk making their frustrations known

"Eeee, damn! I've lost me keys!"

by Spud December 22, 2004