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Littered tyrannical wasteland

(Invented by Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!): a city or county or locale falling apart specifically due to the buffoonishly idiotic government policies and the 3 plagues of social work
A liberal city like Portland (Oregon), Seattle or San Francisco, will be a perfect example of a modern,liberal, littered tyrannical wasteland.

Since crime isn't included in the 3 plagues of social work, Chicago and New York City are not in my definition of littered tyrannical wasteland, at least not for now.
by Sexydimma June 5, 2021
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flitter

slang for vagina, pussy, twat, etc..
Look at the "flitter" on that critter!
by grh June 13, 2008
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fliskered

Masturbating so frequently that of not careful, you could actually rip off your penis.
" I've been quite fliskered lately, I better have the slight of hand the next time I diddle my scittles".
by Daniel Einarsson December 14, 2014
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Filtered vending machine

Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018
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Flattened My Flower

To take someones virginity. Similar to popping a cherry.
Yo, dude, Jessica totally flattened my flower last night!
by BeChampions January 20, 2019
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Clittered

A combination of “clit” and “littered”. Meaning: the area in question is full of women
This bar is clittered
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flattened taco

A flattened taco is a pizza.

But instead of saying pizza you try to say taco because tacos are clearly superior to pizzas.
Yo man, those pineapplea do not belong on flattened tacos
by Jaaaan101 April 7, 2019
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