Edger

Person who enjoys edging (masturbation technique). Usually does it for at least 3 hours, sometimes having 12 hours or all-day edging session.

He is a dedicated edger, he spent all weekend pleasing himself

by Leliel July 8, 2009

Edgerton, WI

Town of Rock County in southern Wisconsin. Birthplace of some of the most brilliant, fun, and quirky people on planet Earth.

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by crazydandelion March 8, 2009

Zac Eggfron

1. A name given to a pet or "baby" egg, like those given in home economics and parenting courses.

This name is often suggested by parents trying to be hip, but can also just be a name given to the egg by a teenage girl who enjoys Zac Efron, or Disney films.

2. A noun applied to stupid males, often considered pretty or athletic, but who are unintelligent and sickening.

- From Castle

1. Father: Have you decided what you are going to name your egg?

Daughter: I'm not sure yet.

Father: How about, Zac Eggfron?

Daughter: Lame dad, lame.

2. "Man, did you hear Jake trying to sound intelligent? The only things he understands are basketball and hair products. What a Zac Eggfron."

by Bazly November 13, 2009

Gardner Edgerton Highschool

This is a school in the middle of no where. This place is filled with extremely ugly hoes who can't seem to keep their legs closed. This school is also known for extremely poor education and letting the children do drugs.

Person who doenst goto GEHS- Hey bro what school do you go to?
Person who goes to GEHS- Gardner Edgerton Highschool :(
Person who doesn't goto GEHS- Ew that's nasty. Are the girls even cute there?
Person who goes to GEHS- only one but she's hard to get. The rest are only good for sex and that's it.

by Chickensweat June 27, 2017

eggrilibruim

To balance out the remaining eggs in an egg carton. Thus, creating even weight distribution.

Susan: Tom! You can't leave six eggs on one side of the carton and have nothing on the other side of the carton!
Tom: Why?!?!?
Susan: Because silly! You must acheive eggrilibruim. If you don't the carton will be unbalanced. Which will increase your chances of dropping it.
Tom: Ok...what would increase my chance of dropping you?
Susan: Oh Tom!

by neuro9 October 18, 2008

Eggemy

Eggemy is the unholy amalgamation of Emily, and the word Egg. Though this sounds like an insult, trust me, it's a term of endearment. She will listen to ambient techno, look at lolcats (and proceed to lol) and make gigantopithicakes on a daily basis.

Who's chair is that? I didn't put that chair there.

That's eggemy's chair, dude. She'll knock your teeth down your throat if you touch it.

by Captain Coomey February 7, 2010

Eggrowl

"A semi-conscious state usually experienced after eating copious amounts of egg rolls or other high cholesterol foods. While in this state you attempt to make sense of the world around you, however delayed reaction of the nervous system makes it utterly impossible to accomplish anything. Speech, hearing, decision making, and sense of worth are greatly diminished in this state. Can also be related to exuberant consumption of cheap alcohol(s), such as box wine."

"Nate was straight Eggrowling last night, he fell asleep in his computer chair!"
"I had to carry Joel out of the bar last night he was so Eggrowl'd he tried to fight someone."
"lets book a greyhound trip to somewhere!?!?!11111?"

by PRES January 20, 2015