Eggrowl

"A semi-conscious state usually experienced after eating copious amounts of egg rolls or other high cholesterol foods. While in this state you attempt to make sense of the world around you, however delayed reaction of the nervous system makes it utterly impossible to accomplish anything. Speech, hearing, decision making, and sense of worth are greatly diminished in this state. Can also be related to exuberant consumption of cheap alcohol(s), such as box wine."

"Nate was straight Eggrowling last night, he fell asleep in his computer chair!"
"I had to carry Joel out of the bar last night he was so Eggrowl'd he tried to fight someone."
"lets book a greyhound trip to somewhere!?!?!11111?"

by PRES January 20, 2015

butter my eggroll

An idiom that means making someone happy or to have pleasure.
This is derived from a Vine.

Mary is so nice! She always butters my eggroll!
Can you do me a favor? It would butter my eggroll!

by BadHeckingBobba March 12, 2018

rubbing my eggroll

an expression used to describe a male masturbating.

guy: “sorry i didn’t call last night, i was busy rubbing my eggroll”

by albertoanddelilah December 6, 2019

ghetto eggroll

a large marijuana cigarette filled with fried chicken and cornbread

Ayo Latarius you have them Ghetto Eggroll's because I need a puff a bite.

by Pimpsta Pimp August 4, 2014

you look like an eggroll

A roast used for someone who is greasy and skinny.

You haven't showered in days and u all skinny! boi you look like an eggroll

by Wet_little_trashbag5460 March 17, 2017

disappearing eggroll

when a large black woman inserts a chinese man's whole head into her open vagina.

For her final act, Big Bertha Brown delivered Charlie Kwang his first disappearing eggroll.

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 4, 2004

eggroll

Referring to an Asian penis.

Tiffany was expecting the basic lo mein snack, but when she removed Joe Tae Won's pants, she marveled at the size of the eggroll dinner.

by Joe Tae Won October 26, 2005